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My Best Frienemy is...
someone whom I can always count on to be unreliable, to not arrive in my time of desperate need.
My Best Frienemy is...
a close relation guaranteed to see my glass, not half empty, nor even half full, but with a mere trickle of water bearly covering its bottom.
My Best Frienemy is...
telling me she wishes me the best, while all the time, she awaits my failure on the test...this test, that test, any test.
My Best Frienemy is...
never satisfied until he witnesses my descent into Doomdom, secretly bringing him ultimate, untold, and unimaginable joy.
My Best Frienemy is...
relishing in idol gossip about me, knowing it to be untrue, yet, readily subscribing to and enjoying its perspective from another immensely.
My Best Frienemy has...
a realistic presentation of having my best interests at heart, yet, beneath her surface, she secretly desires my worst possible outcome in this matter, that matter, any and every matter.
My Best Frienemy was...
at one time, someone whom I would have lain my life down for, without the slightest hesitation or consideration of protocol.
My Best Frienemy will...
be there to the bitter end...not as positive support, mind you, but to ensure and confirm that life support is severed entirely and forever.
My Best Frienemy is, indeed...
a close relation whom I can always rely on to break my heart, my mind, my will, my spirit and, ultimately, my life.
Does your best Frienemy love you as much as mine loves me?
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